(x) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. >.>
( )I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
( )I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
( )I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
( )I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
( )I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
( )I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
( )I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
( )I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
( )I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
(x)I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
( )I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
( )I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
( )I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. D:>
( )I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. DX
( )I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
( )I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
( )I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
( )I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
( )I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
( )I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
( )I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(x)I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
(x)I'm a PUNK , so I MUST do drugs.
( )I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
( )I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
( )I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. o.O
( )I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
( )I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
( )I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
( )I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
( )I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
( )I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
( )I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
(x)I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
( )I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
( )I DYE MY HAIR (CRAZY) COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(x)I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
(x)I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. <---im bi
( )I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
(x)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(x)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
( )I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. <---i hope that i can have big boobs ;3;
( )I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
(x)I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
( )I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
( )I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
( )I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
( )I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
( )I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
( )I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
( )I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
( )I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
( )I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
( )I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude and eat snails.
( )I'm GREEK, so i MUST have a huge family.
( )I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
( )I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
( )I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
( )I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
(x)I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
(x)I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. DX
( )I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
(x)I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
( )I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
( )I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i dont)
(x)I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
( )I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
( )I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
( )I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
( )I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
( )I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
(x)I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(x)I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
( )I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
( )I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
( )I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(x)I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. : D
(x)I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
( )I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
( )I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
(x)I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
( )I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
( )I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
( )I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
( )I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
(x)I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. <---and i do
( )I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
(x)I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
(x)I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
(x)I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
(x)I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
( )I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(x)I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
( )I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
(x)My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
(x)I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
( )I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
( )I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
( )I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
( )I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
( )I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
(x)I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
(x)I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
( )I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
(x)I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
(x)I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
( )I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
( )I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
( )I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have red hair and wear kilts.
( )I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
( )I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
( )I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
( )I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
( )I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
( )I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
(x)I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
( )I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
( )I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
( )I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER
( )I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
( )I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
( )I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
( )I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.<---LOL im the most popular girl, but still not a diva
(x)I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
(x)I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
( )I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
( )I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
( )I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
( )I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
( )I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
( )I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
(x)I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
( )I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(x)I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
( )I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
( )I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
( )I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
( )I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
(x)I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
( )I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
(x)I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
( )I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
( )I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
( )I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a bible thumper.
( )I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
( )I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
( )I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
( )I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
( )I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
(x)I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
(x)I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
( )I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
(x)I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.(I DONT SMOKE BUT I DRINK)
( )I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
(x)I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
( )I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
( )I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
(x)I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
( )I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist